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You just never now when you
might get some ass. We were going to the hospital to check on a buddy
that ate shit on his crotch rocket and came across this latin honey. I
couldn't even pronounce her name right for fucks sake. anyways I ask
this chick for directions and I get the fuck me eyes. Turns out she's
gotta do some shit with her babysitter and needs a ride. I give her a
lift and she invites me in. Before I know it I'm tossing salad and I'm
not talking romaine. |
